Monday, April 5, 2010

Unfortunately, I Saw This Coming

RNC Chairman Michael Steele had to fire a bunch of his staffers after they spent $1,900 dollars at a bondage-themed sex club. Apparently, they were hosting a party for some donors. Yeah, the locale was a good call, really.

It seems that once again, Conservatives have managed to screw it up. Now, this isn't some national economic or foreign policy issue, but it's to the point where I'm wondering why the male counterparts in most of the recent political scandals involve Republicans. I mean, for a group of people that really exaggerates the importance of "family values", they seem to be involved in an awful lot of adultery and outright debauchery. Such good Christians . . .

Michael Steele won't resign. Sarah Palin will run in 2012, and the whole world will eventually just erupt into a fireball of American money. These Republicans have to go; they legitimately threaten the universe with apocalypse.

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